I agree, Honey... but stand back, everyone, she's gonna blow:

IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!
IT'S NOT NATURAL1
IT'S SICK!
IT HURTS, DAMMIT!

How's that for HOM? How do you suppose he would react if he presented his hard-0n to me and I refused to touch or make eye contact with it????

I know this rant is off-topic and whatever, but I had to get that off my (ample ) chest!!!