{{{HP}}} The only thing I can say in his defense is that it wasn't his fault he didn't notice that you could fit in the jeans . . . I probably wouldn't have, either, and you know what a horn dog I am.
And I think you should have blown a gasket when he suggested the boyfriend. The next time my W suggests this (or getting a prostitute, both of which she has suggested), I will simply tell her, "if that's your solution to our problem, I have no doubt that there will be plenty of time for me to get a girlfriend after our marriage is over."
The deal is: we are stuck with mis-matches. Why is it that they don't want to work on meeting somewhere in the middle?
