Hhmmm ... outsourcing. Given that my house regularly contains a half dozen boys (friends of our foster sons) between the age of 17 and 22 that would be just too easy to do - probably not much in the "knowledge" department but stamina - Oh boy! Just joking - unfortunately H has a monopoly on this one.
HP - I feel yah. My H's business has been in a down cycle AND his football team is going to lose on Saturday and he is already using it as an excuse no to feel amorous during our date on Saturday. He said, "Well, if we're going out after the game on Saturday I'm not going to feel very romantic." Romantic? Hell, how about just a good old fashioned screw?