HP, How about giving Mr.HP another set of 3x5 cards to go along with his "Suggested Compliments" set? You could call it "What Makes Me Tick", or if you really want to get to him, "What Every Good Catholic Boy Should Do".
Included in the cards could be: - After greeting the kids upon coming home, sweep me into your arms, grab my a$$ and say, "I can't wait to get you alone!" - Approach me in the kitchen from behind, reach under my shirt, fondle my breasts and press yourself into me whispering in my ear, "Wow! You are one hot woman! I want to (verb) your (noun)!" - After putting the kids to bed, join me on the couch and, without saying a word, rip my pants off for a "snack" - Pick me up, carry me into the bedroom and throw me on the bed saying, "I need you NOW!" Then have your way with me.
And add a red card to the stack labeled "To Use Once Each Month": - Arrange for the kids to stay at the In-laws for the evening for a dinner date. Afterward, play romantic music and light candles in the bedroom before W enters in her sexiest nightie. Remark on how beautiful and sexy she looks and SLOWLY make love to every part of her body. Complete the experience with LM in her favorite (or preferred) position. Repeat as necessary for the experience to last a minimum of 2 hours or until W screams, "No more! Please!"
I have other card suggestions, but something seems to be wrong with the AC in here.
