TNChris...

Are you in a position to go to one of those entertainment hotels? A resort with "kiddy care" for all ages?

Drag mama to the wading pool and get her a back rub with the beverage of choice meanwhile the kids are in 7th heaven.

May work *shrugs* dunno...

Liese

Pity me that the heart is slow to learn What the swift mind beholds at every turn. Edna St. Vincent Millay