HD informed us:
...my W said, (trying to be funny or sarcastic or facetious or something), "It's a good thing we weren't having sex."
Huh?
So I said, "yeah, it's a good thing."
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You're getting a lot of good advice here, which I'm sure you know. I'm just wondering why you didn't reply, "Good for who?" and wait quietly until you got an answer from her?