Lillie,

I don't think we ever had sex in Japan, but we haven't had any sex anywhere in 4 years. The bed in Japan is a family bed, with the kids. It's actually a futon and I have to do as the Romans there. The fortune teller tends to deal in generalities, like you should change jobs or you will have a baby this year. I don't know what the fortune teller actually says. W knows I'm not a big believer.

I am trying to hook up with a Japanese marriage counsellor in Chicago. I figure W might go then, but again, W does not think there is any problem besides my complaining.

Paul