M'What is so silly about wanting to ML with you? Isn't that what married people do?'
Good going! If I were you I'd challenge him even more aggressively on his "silly" remarks. The next time he says something like that, say something like "Yes, it's very silly that you haven't made love to me in 7 years. In fact, it's so downright hilarious, I think I will share the joke with all our family members and acquaintances. Maybe the Guinness Book of World Records would be interested in this "silly" bit of trivia. I think it is possible that you have set the record for total nights spent not f*cking a willing woman who is sleeping in the same bed as you. Your picture could be in there right next to the guy who spent 3 monthes on a bed of nails and the man with the largest penis.".
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
