(I'm going to tell H you said that when he withholds sex from me. Now how well does that work with an LD wife, I ask you?
Hairdog and Madfrog:
Oh my... you rhyme. I think Hair Day is a wonderful title. We can all go over to Hairdog's basement to celebrate... sit in his hot tub, drink cocktails, and light sparklers. MM can bring the posters and we can all hang them up when we are perfectly sotted.
We'll all have to save our pennies to fly Flute over from Finland to join in. She can leave a case of Coke behind for her H until she gets back.
Honey, if that baby ain't here by the time I get back, I will cry a river right along with you.
(I'm going to tell H you said that when he withholds sex from me. 
Now how well does that work with an LD wife, I ask you?