The Mind of Ms. H-Dog

[MJontheMend]

Here is my question. Who wrote that first e-mail? Because it sure as h*ll wasn't the HD I know. It must have been someone who really doesn't know him well because even I could do better.

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Dear Ms.HD,

Today is Yom Kippur, I am not really religious but I was looking for an excuse to write you an e-mail so I could b*tch about our cr*ppy marriage. If you start f*cking me again very soon, I might be able to forgive you for not f*cking me in the past. However, I am very angry and our marriage will stay a "field of battle" until you make an effort to become more sexual.

Love (the kind that's separated from Hate by a thin line),

HD

I don't even know Ms HD but the subtext of her e-mail is:

Dear HD,

I won't change to fix the problem. I won't even acknowledge that there is a problem.

Right back at you,

Ms. HD