Corri - Break on through to the other side...

[honeypot]

JO!
Cripes I am so spacey these days I really did go back and check to see if I had, indeed, written Waitress Prot Program. LOLOL

You turkey!

And no guessing from you, cause you already know my real name.
And yes the busboy union is highly agitated at me for my lack of control around those young virile gents.

[honeypot]

I know, I am driving everyone bananas IRL and now I am doing it to my cyber friends as well!!

MrsNOP will you ever forgive me for this RIDICULOUS hijack?

Sheesh, at least most hijacks are on topic. This one is just me wasting time before I go back to sewing and/or making playdough birthday cakes with my kids. I need to have this baby SOON.

[Johanna]

It got your mind off that one ton of fun in your tummy, didn't it? LOL

You must go to some high fallutin' places to eat if the busboys are all young, virile, and attractive. Oh yeah, remembering that trip to Cali this spring..... lots of those bus boys were definate eye candy.

I have kept the secret of your name for a long time. Why would I dare to incur the wrath of a highly preggers woman this late in her pregnancy? I remember what I was like at that point in my life and it rhymes with rich... I was a challenge to live with for awhile.....

JoJo

[barneyfife]

SD,

You may want to try TongueJoy.com for Mrs.SD. They have a mini-vibe that slips onto your tongue. Be careful not to let that thing hit your teeth though.

[sat567]

I'm going with Carrie. Of course, when I think of that name, I don't think of S&TC, I think of a BLOODY HAND reaching out of the GROUND! Or Princess Leia.

Hairdog

[barneyfife]

HP is the ultimate Princess Lay-uh!

[Johanna]

Mike,

That was really baaaadddd. But just like you.

JoJo

[honeypot]

Hairy,
Yes I've heard that bloody hand reference a time or 500 in my life.


I think I'll stick with Mike's much more pleasant Princess Layuh reference, thankyouverymuch.

HP

[sat567]

Okay, then I guess I won't mention the shower scene in the Gym class.

On a lighter note, it is a lovely name, and it rhymes with mine.

Hairdog

[Corri]

NOP:

Oh, shiit, I hate it when I am my own problem.

He can't equate your needs with his because you constantly complete/fix his failings.

Come again? (Not literally...LOL!!... Hairdog, SIT. STAY... it's just too easy, it's beneath you!!)

Let me say I get what you are getting at, as he did tell me once that, other than occassional sex, he wasn't sure what I needed him for... but I do not get this:

You have to let him be the hero enough for him to be able to appreciate what you do for him.

You mean I get to be a lazy bum... er, I mean... damsal in distress? No hopping on my own horse and storming the castle before he gets home from work?

MADFROG...!!!! MADFROG!!! Did you hear that? You and I are going on STRIKE!! No more thinking for ourselves!!! No more fixing!!!! But we will be HAPPY STRIKERS!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god. Who'd have thunk it? ROFLOL!!! Whew. I like your thinking, NOP.... hmmmmmm......

Corri