The banging is fun for you all right but like you said, you need a LONG crochet hook to do the trick... Ant the offer of a purely scientific study, too. What a woman....All in the name of science.
Just keep rubbing it in my face that you are getting some night after night while I shrivel up and die.....At least you will have an enforced abstinace program for a couple of weeks. Try 22 months....