HP: Today is a full moon. I predict that today is YOUR day! Hairdog - who saw the full moon as big as a peach when he was driving up the entrance ramp onto I-35 this morning.
Oh HD, I am a total dingbat. I thought the full moon was the night before last. So when I woke up at 3:30, I decided to take a small walk outside and let the light of the moon work its magic on me. (what can I say..I am desperate) Nothing happened, except for a few mosquito bites, but it was a beautiful night! And here it was, the wrong night, LOL. I also ate spicy foods and had sex with H that night. I am doomed to be pregnant forever, I believe.
Thanks for the well wishes; I hope you're right.
Honey, who is as big as the moon and as ripe as a peach.
I hope that you go into labor soon as it is really uncomfortable for you right now. We could take you for a ride over rough railroad tracks and make you move furniture... That might help.
I'm not sure that a full moon is the best time to give birth. Doesn't it cause the baby to be rather hairy and howl rather than cry? I hope everything goes well for you honeypot. Love SD xxx
JoJo, Well I have already been taking D2 for bike rides in order to get labor going. No such luck, even when I purposely hit the smallish potholes in the road. I am so large and in charge these days that I have to ride with my legs at a...what...90 degree angle??..from my body. Sortof like WC Fields, trying to make way for my pendulous abdomen (you never shoulda said that, Hairy, I love new words:).
I gave the neighbors a good laugh (that is true, btw, and not exaggeration) but no labor. Also D2 thinks I am a cool mom for all of a sudden taking her for rides every day, LOL.
So ATLDave, it aint 80 miles but it is the best I can do right now!
And Superman, thank you for the thoughts. You know, I did neglect to say exactly what I was DOING the other night while basking in the (I thought) full moonlight...there was a little howling, yes.
The only variable that I have no control over is, of course, the sex. I am thinking that H will not want any part of the Honeypot these days. Poor guy said last night, "I want my old ****** (my name) back." I said, "What is it you want back? Do you even remember?" He laughed and said, No not really! I just remember that she was pretty good!
I imagine he's quite sick of having to really drum up his desire and continue to ML to me, when it isn't all that appealing to him. I think there was one time that I was still not too shabby as a pregnant lady but I am way past that point now. There is no person on earth who would describe me as being at all sexually attractive, lol. Oh well, all in good time.
Now, Colonel Chris, you said Chinese food, nookie and bike rides, right! I'll be in touch and let you know...
I've sadly never ML to a pg woman, honeypot but would love to have had. I've always found pg women, especially my W, incredibly attractive. I guess it's the thought of how they got that way... SD
Beginning OS from a trainer; an instructional video.
To everyone on SSM, to get a perspective from a netural party, look at this video from the point of a college level course. It explains what to do and what not to do, the things that feel good, and why. If you want to buy the tape, the web address is in the video clip.
Someone promoting sex training videos put a sample of Oral Sex (OS) Techniques that is about 22,428KB file size. There are several files with similar names but their file size is about 10,788K. I think they are the same but not complete.
GFirst, go to www.download.com, click on downloads at the top of the page, and type in the search box "WinMx". Save the file to your hard drive.
Go to that file and install WinMx. After you install WinMX start your Internet service, then run WinMx and type "oral sex training" in the search box, click the "video box" then click the "search box." FYI There are a lot of errors downloading files with this service so you might have to try to download a couple of times.
Viewing the video clip is very informative! Hope this helps someone.
If a picture is worth a thousand words, the real thing is worth a thousand pictures.
Whereas, Mr.HP has failed to recognize the beauty of his W's pregnancy, neglected the wonder of her sexual needs, taken for granted God-given gift of sexual freedom in his home, and performed dismally in her greatest time of need, the undersigned does hereby risk offense by committing to permanent record the volunteering of his services to break HP's water. Should said services be accepted, this offer in no way constitutes a permanent or binding relationship or commitment (unless both parties realllly like the result).
That might help.
