HP, Yeah, I kinda figured the parking lot thing was out,but it did have to be said anyway. My W would sooner stick an ice pick in her eye than do anything even suggestive of sexual anywhere outside the bedroom (3AM romp on the living room floor a few weeks ago excepted), so I know how that goes. I tell ya though, tie him up and do it anyway.
I don't know what else to say other than have you pass on a note from me saying "WTF? are you blind guy? You got a hot woman there who'd like nuthin more than have you Fcuk her brains out" Trust me, the watermelon on the front is not mount insurmountable (from your pic, I'd bet that Mrs GGB's belly is already bigger than yours and she's only half way). HP, I feel for you, and I think his rearranging the date night is jutht jutht dithpicable. Maybe you can call MIL and arrange to keep the neices longer. Bypass the problem and take it all the way to the top. Yup, I'd be livid too, and I'm not pg.