Quote: If you're wondering, yes I've tried. As recently as Valentine's Day 2003.
OK, now I KNOW I want to marry you!!!
mmmmmmmmmm.........
Choc., whose wife's excuses for spontaneous sex sound like they were written by Dr. Seuss ("I would not, could not, in the lot, I could not would not, on a cot... I do not like green eggs and sex, I do not like them...")