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Re: Interesting [Re: NOPkins]
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NOP:
Thanks, but I think we've already looked at every single available property within 20 miles over the last 4 months. What I did just do was send my wife the following email:
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Dear MsHD:
When you told me this morning that you were “on the edge” emotionally, I realized just how unhappy you are. I am worried about you and want to help you, but I am at a loss as to what I can do. You are so downhearted and I want you to be, at the very least, content. Short of turning back the clock to before you moved to Kansas City, I feel that there is one thing I can realistically do for you.

What I can do is provide you with two phone numbers. The first is the number of my Employee Assistance Program. As my wife, you are covered for up to 6 visits at no cost. The number is 800-xxx-xxxx.

The second number is for Maribeth XXXX, a psychologist in Liberty. I called my old therapist and asked her for a recommendation and she said Ms. XXXX is very good and uses cognitive therapy, whatever that is. Her number is 816-792-XXXX.

I would be pleased to go with you if you want me to. Your emotional well-being is critical and worth making time for.

Love, always,
Hairdog


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Let's see how this flies before I make any weekend plans.





My guess is she calls the cops on you.

Kidding -- just trying to make you laugh a little today.

Choc.