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However, one has to remember that with ownership comes responsibility. If my H wanted joint custody, I think he would have to put the monthly breast exam on his calendar and make the time to hit the mall whenever there was a 2 for 1 sale at Victoria's Secret. He would also have to encourage my breasts to reach their full potential by helping them to attain their goal of achieving orgasm without dependence on the clitoris.




I think that would be a perfectly reasonable arrangement.