I know where I stand on the issue. My W's boobs are definitely hers, and hands off, unless I want to suffer the consequences. I may only touch them as a prelude to, and during ML. Any other time leads to endless lectures on what is "hers." Meanwhile, I tell her, "whenever you want to touch my crotch, have at it, baby. It's an open invitation to my penile celebration."

She is not amused.

On another note, I just got a call from Schnarch Central, and they don't have any registered Scharchers in my area.:( I guess I'll just have to call around and see if anyone is at least familiar with the concept.

Hairdog, who wants to write "The Boob-Touching Starved Marriage."