I'm not sure what my opinion is on "the boob ownership controversy" since the only male who ever tried to take complete dominion over my boobs was my son for the first 12 mos. of his life. After that ordeal, I don't think I would find the demands of any adult male excessive. However, one has to remember that with ownership comes responsibility. If my H wanted joint custody, I think he would have to put the monthly breast exam on his calendar and make the time to hit the mall whenever there was a 2 for 1 sale at Victoria's Secret. He would also have to encourage my breasts to reach their full potential by helping them to attain their goal of achieving orgasm without dependence on the clitoris.
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
