Quote: And, BTW, it's my premise that within a marriage, her boobs are also joint property, and therefore yours to squeeze (and fondle and lick) as you please. As long as you treat each other's parts nicely, seems like they should up always up for sharing.
I'm hoping that you are just kidding around... 'cuz the way I see it, honey, my boobs are my boobs and they are definitely NOT joint property of the marriage.
