Tired of HOM, I want to BU (Blow Up)

[MJontheMend]

So I'll stay there. But if I get caught squeezing her boob in the middle of the night, it's YOUR fault, SSMers.

Good decision. I can just see you lying in the bed tucked in all comfy in your pjs smiling innocently at Mrs. HD as she enters the room with a scowl on her face. I think you SHOULD squeeze her boob if you want to too. Make her say "Don't squeeze my boob!' if she doesn't want you to squeeze her boob. Why should you assume that she isn't interested in boob squeezing? What is she going to do- call 911 and say "Please come over here and arrest my H because he squeezed my boob without asking for my permission.". IMO the worst case scenario will be you and a couple cops laughing your *sses off on your front lawn.

However, I do understand the appeal of the basement. You could hit a couple thrift stores for some bean bag chairs and order some black light posters from E-bay. If you end up moving down there, I think you should invite all the HDWs on the board over for a live support group meeting. I can just imagine the look on Mrs. HD's face when we ring the doorbell and she finds us standing on the porch looking just a bit too slutty to be at the wrong house for the Tupperware party and HP says "Hi, we're the members of HD' support group. He said to just go right down to the basement for the meeting. Is that right?".