When we began working with my daughter about farting in public. At some point in time, we decided that the way to handle it was, if she slipped one out in public, she could just say "Excuse me".

That started out okay, but got warped to fit a 6 year old mentality.

We were sitting in a restaurant one day, and my daughter farted. No problem, kids do this. All of a sudden, our hard work came to fruition as my daughter looks around the room and yells "EXCUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEE". Then with a real sense of accomplishment, returns to eating. This behavior was repeated quite a few times in various places such as grocery stores and church.

My wife finally convinced her to do it quietly :-)

-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.