Tired of HOM, I want to BU (Blow Up)

[NOPkins]

HD wrote:
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W: Too hot (pushing hand away)
H: I would really like to touch you somewhere. When you push my hand away, that is what I meant when I said I feel you pushing away. It's both physical and emotional for me.
W: Sorry, it's just too hot. I don't want you touching me.
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Since you won't come out and tell her that she just PISSED YOU OFF, and then be willing to work through it with her, try out these.

W: Sorry, it's just too hot. I don't want you touching me.
H: You're right, it is too hot - then kick off all the covers. Refuse to put them back on the bed.

W: Sorry, it's just too hot. I don't want you touching me.
H: "You're right, it is too hot. You go sleep on the couch, I will stay here." Then roll over, fart under the sheets and go to sleep.

You could always make "It's too hot" your mantra.

W: Please cut up those limbs in the yard.
H: It's too hot.

W: Please clean out the garage.
H: It's too hot.

W: Meet me for lunch.
H: It's too hot.

W: Make me a watermelon sandwich.
H: Poof, you're a watermelon sandwich - er, ah, it's too hot.

W: I am stuck at the main intersection downtown with a flat tire, and I need your help!
H: It's too hot.

:-)

-NOPkins-

[SuzeeQue]

NOPkins...

Thanks that got me laughing. I have the same sitch...husband is always hot and I am usually cold. So did us both answering your questions this AM give you anymore insight?

[honeypot]

LMAO!
Oh Nop this is just what I needed.

I do so have a soft spot for funny fellas. I have told my H many times that the only reason my love for him has survived is because he is so damn funny that he can make me laugh approx one second after he's done something stupid.



P.S. This should tell ya something about how warped I am today...the watermelon sandwich part was what set me off laughing. ??!?

[sat567]

This was funny, Nopkins. The only thing I'd add is, instead of just farting under the covers, maybe I should pull a dutch oven on her. Kudos to the first one with the correct definition and the movie it appeared in.

Hairdog - dang - it IS hot.

[TheNewChris]

My W farts a lot... no wonder it's hot.

Wow, I just had a great idea:

W: *farts*
M: *puts hand on W's leg/side*
W: "it's too hot"
M: "so stop fartin' - maybe it'll get cooler in here"

Then again, maybe that's not such a good idea. Sorry, couldn't think of anything else... it's too hot.


- Chris.

[sat567]

LMAO

Good one!

[cinemanymph]

Oh how this post has gone south! Any convo about farts is funny! I must be purile, 'cuz I think this is hilarious. Maybe it has something to do with my sons thinking bodily function humor is hysterical and I have to keep from laughing so that they develope some manners.

[SuzeeQue]

With ya on that one!!! My boys are so bad about this but sometimes it is so hard not to laugh!! Off the subject I know but .couldn't help myself

[annette]

You guys have me laughing to hard here at work today.

Would like something else hard...... Oh nevermind its too hot

Annette

[sat567]

You're all too slow. A "Dutch Oven" is when you fart and then pull the covers over your and your spouse's heads, thus sealing in the freshness, kind of like Tupperware.

It's from "Chasing Amy."