I didn't have the "girlfriend" part in there, either, Corri. I just ended with "Yes, I am going bonkers, but it's not because I'm thinking about sex...I am feeling emotionally isolated from you because I love you, and you keep pushing me away."
I can see how she could read that as not being about sex, but she knows me better. I have told her in no uncertain terms that it is the lack of sex which makes me feel emotionally isolated.
If she is "surprised" that it's ALSO about sex, then I'll do my best to set her straight.
If you want to strategize about how I should talk with her about this, I'd be happy to, but I think the "how's your girlfriend" comment leaves me a pretty big opening.
Hairdog - wondering if the broom comment was just about whomping, or if it was a confession of Corri's witchy nature.