Tired of HOM, I want to BU (Blow Up)

[MadFrog]

If I thought the same way she did, I would tell her the truth - that she's put on about 50 pounds since I met her and her abdomen is pendulous, that her clothes don't fit well, that her choice of clothing makes her look dowdy, that her views on feminism are so extreme that it makes people think she's crazy, that when we do make love she is basically lousy in bed due to her lack of enthusiasm, that she is elitist, that she is rude, that she is narcissistic, etc.
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Hairdog

You paint such a purty picture there doggie. Reminds me of my very own significant other (ok, 25lbs, not 50). Here's a question for you (that I have asked myself and could not come up with a satisfactory answer):
given your description of your W's faults, why are you still with her? She doesn't sound like a very nice person, there are some pretty big character flaws in there. What do you still find attractive?

Froggie, hopping around, wondering the same thing - and giving up, eats a bowl of flies instead.