I came on here looking for a little fire under my butt, (you know a little wisdom, or maybe a laugh or hey how about some controversy) to get my day started, and you didn't disappoint me!
So, you're considering taking out an ad huh? Well I'm really not sure how this would work for you. Except for that age thing, I might even be tempted to answer it myself. Yup, everything a girl could hope for. In fact my little pea brain is spinning away wondering hm, now just how would I answer that one? So here goes..........
Sure I'll have sex with you, ya old coot!!! Especially if the money's flowing.
Would that catch your eye???????
Still on vacation but you know I need to check on all my 'off balance' friends.