Now I feel bad for being b*tchy. Women about to turn 40 can be a bit "touchy" about the age thing. You don't really need a romantic ad like the one I posted. Just skip all the details you put in your original ad and simply submit a copy of your washing machine fantasy followed by "for much more of the same contact Mike."
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
