Geeze, barney. Why not just say that you want a mate who would share in your favorite past-time of kicking puppies?
In your defense, I think you were probably joking. Weren't you?
As for the main reason behind your post, which, as I see it, is documenting the crappy efforts by your W to continue trying to have a sex life with you, I think that's a worthy reason for a new thread.
