Barney is obviously a bad influence on a nice guy like you. You might want to avoid hanging out on his thread in the future.
Barney,
I am going to let you take off your dunce cap and leave the corner because deep down I believe there is the possibility that you still might be able to learn something.
Quote: ..."Financially secure HDM, 59, seeks attractive 20-something HDW for true love. Sex once every day a minimum! Desire and initiative critical. Experience not necessary, will train. Interested applicants will be required to audition.(Older than 20's invited to apply if applicant believes herself up to the strenuous activity level.)"
I can not think of one woman in my whole lifetime acquaintance who would respond to this personal ad and most women I've associated with have been HD.
Though I still believe that there is hope for your SSM, I have done you the favor of writing an ad that would actually serve your purposes. Study this ad carefully because when you get to the point that your sentiment and the sentiment of this ad are in alignment, your odds of actually getting some "wall-socket" sex will be greatly increased.
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"Love makes its record in deeper colors as we grow out of childhood into manhood; as the emperors signed their names in green ink when under age, but when of age in purple" -Longfellow
If you believe that purple is the color of passion as well as maturity, please join me in writing all the remaining chapters of my life. Come close and let this man prove to you that "the love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable."
contact Hank Sr.
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"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
