Quote: Ok, I'm just going to say it. I don't think there is a Mrs.NOP.
NOP is ghost writing as her to throw the W off guard and writing all this relationship stuff to make them fall for him.
It's even more nefarious than you thought! There is *no* NOPkins! That's right, SSM, the sanctuary of HDs from around the world has been infiltrated by the Coalition of Low Drive Spouses, more commonly known as ~THE COLDS~.
And greedy, selfish rat-bast*rds that we are, none of us were willing to give the nomination to anyone else - so, we're ALL here.