Another "toe" theory: Mr. IHJ, masquerading as Hank, excitedly jumped into the straps of the Mrs' new Sex Swing. Mrs. IHJ then explained that she's the one that gets in the swing while he stands in the "Journey shot" position.
The broken toe occurred not when he jumped into the straps, but in his attempt to gain TRACTION once Mrs. IHJ was "swinging".
barney - wishing Thelma would go for one of those Sex Swings
