Quote: And for you kinky ones out there....it was his little toe, so stop thinking those thoughts!
No. I'm afraid that's not good enough. All the HD people on this board are going to keep trying to imagine how he broke his little toe while you were having sex. My current theory involves him bracing himself against the footboard of your bed and his foot slipping down and his toe getting smashed between the footboard and the metal bedframe. Am I even close? No? Okay let's do 20 Questions. Just answer yes or no. Was it hard to explain the bite mark to the doctor?
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
