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I'm not Hank, but I'd marry you.

If I were a Lesbian.

And we lived in a state where it was legal.





LOLOL.

I'm afraid my lesbian phase only lasted for about 45 extremely drunken minutes during an Xmas break in Florida, but thanks for the hypothetical offer.

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver