I think I will go scrub out my microwave while I continue to be still.
LG
Yeah, this is gonna win a Pulitzer for weirdness. If you get tired of scrubbing, you can come clean and be still at my house
PS, I think BMOW is advertising for trouble, by having a fiance and a husband. If she really does marry the fiance without divorcing the husband, then the B will stand for bigamist.... Does her husband know she has a fiance? (My wasband was pretty tolerant of things I wanted to do, but I think he might have objected to my having a fiance!)