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#340841 09/16/04 01:56 PM
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Bucket of popcorn trick??





This is really a sort of sexual joke that teenage boys wish they had enough nerve/skill to execute. It involves cutting a hole in the bottom of the bucket or bag of popcorn through which he would insert his erection. His date would not notice that he was doing this (in the bathroom?) and neither would anybody else in the theatre(back row, no lights?). When she reached in the bucket for some popcorn, she would find a buttery surprise.

Of course in your sich, you would know what was going on and be giving him an exhibitionist fantasy handjob.


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#340842 09/16/04 02:16 PM
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I must be really Nieve, OMG that is ingenious. Why didn't I ever think of that?

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#340843 09/16/04 03:03 PM
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You slay me!! What a visual I'll have the next time I see a man ordering extra butter on his popcorn! LOL.


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#340844 09/16/04 03:43 PM
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Oh see that just goes to show ya. I have never heard of that.

Possibly because I have always been adverse to too much butter and do not eat theater popcorn. Can't even stand the thought of it. Yep I'm one of those boring people who look for the "light" on the popcorn package.

Or....I should say this. I do like butter on my popcorn but it's gotta be the real thing, from my fridge. The butter flavored lard they use in the theaters makes my stomach turn.

Althoughhhhhhhhh, if it was slathered all over my H's beautiful package, I can see how it would suddenly gain some appeal.


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Never could get that man to turn off the TV or computer and come to bed, ever.... Especially if I wanted some loving, he would stay up late and not come to bed until he knew taht I had fallen asleep...

Anyone else notice this pattern?






Yep happens in the GGB household too much.

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