Oh &$#@, I forgot the disclaimer....Do not attempt this at home (or work, Hairy, you sick bastard); only for professional pregnant people, etc. See what happens when you are not thorough..now Hairdog has a Watermelon Issues section in his personnel file.
P.S. H just emailed me that he feels like a 'total loser for being a limp noodle' last night. I have to admit that I don't know how to respond to these types of comments.
