I really needed a laugh when I got to work this morning, and you lovely people provided it.
HP- If I was in your dream, I'm sure you woke up with a smile. Mojo - Queen of Analogies, I was diving in the trash can in my mind before I even read what you wrote. Barney - What did I do to get HP to think about me and sex? I'd love to say I had an out-of-body experience in which I zoomed down Interstate 70 and visited her, but the reality is much more simple: she must've had pickles and ice cream right before bed.
Hairdog - who dreams of dumpster diving and wishes the JGI method would work, rather than JGHSATF. (just getting him slapped across the face).
