Take your husband aside this evening. Kiss him on the cheek, pull back and look him in the eyes.
Ask him; "Hubby. Do you really want to face up to the mess you are making of our sex life, *after* the baby is born? Or would you rather address it now while I am easy to please?"
Please don't forget pictures of baby when the time comes. Yahoo has some sort of free photo deal that you could use. We all want to see baby pictures!
During my wife's labor, she wanted me to stroke her legs, slowly from thighs to toes. This was in an effort to virtually move the pain down. She had no medication whatsoever, not even an aspirin during labor. On a couple of the leg strokes, I neglected to "go all the way to the toes". She screamed at me "all the way to the toes you azzhole, all the way to the toes". It seems that the pain didn't move if the stroke was incomplete :-)
I wish you the most painless labor possible, and that all your strokes go "all the way".
:-)
-NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.
