If I were you the thing that I would be most annoyed about is the fact that he didn't say that it was obvious that PHYSICAL TOUCH is your #1 love language. You must feel like you've been talking to yourself for the past 2 years. Maybe your H needs a pop quiz in HP101.
Pop Quiz for Mr. HP ******************** 1) How often does your wife WANT to have sex?
a)At least 3 times a week.
b)At least one more time than I do.
c)I need a calculator.
2)Why does your wife want to have sex with you so often.
a)She doesn't really want sex. She just appreciates the quality time together.
b)She is emotionally needy because of something to do with her father or something.
c)She has a high sex drive and loves and is attracted to me.
3) How many more children does your wife want to have?
a) Many more. She loves babies.
b) She is leaving it up to God.
c) Zero if I don't figure out how to be attracted to a woman in her last trimester.
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