"I believe it's possible to impregnate a sleeping woman. What some people don't seem to understand is this sexual contact can be conducted in a very calming, quiet manner so that the sleeper doesn't necessarily wake up. It's not hot sex - it's sneaky. Top it off with a very deep sleeper (exhausted from chasing 2 preschoolers all day) and it's definitely possible."
I understand. I hope you don't take offense at my light-hearted tone. It is a defense-mechanism of sorts for me, corny humor. I can appreciate how if you made it clear to your H that you didn't want to be constantly awakened or toyed with while asleep that it would be a problem. Believe me, I would never dream of doing that to my W, as I know she would NOT like it at all. In fact, of the few times we ML and she didn't O, it was mostly in the morning.
Again, hope there was no offense. Nice to meet you.
"Recollect me darlin, raise me to your lips, two undernourished egos, four rotating hips"
