MM confessed:
I have probably tried just about every mind-altering substance known to man once or twice, but then never again and I did have sex with a woman once, but I never cheat on my taxes and I never drive more than 5 miles over the speed limit.
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So let me get this straight. You've experimented with drugs but don't anymore. And you've experimented with sex with a woman and so you don't cheat on your taxes or drive fast?

Obviously everyone else here missed it, but my dirty HDM mind logically concludes that your experiment with having sex with a woman was a (continuing) success! You've simply compensated by being honest on your taxes and driving the speed limit! (And I, for one, could live with that. )

Mike - this confession thing is great!