I was laughing hysterically when I wrote it! But I still love it! Scarey thing is...I would probably do it...and more. (I am NOT the DB ideal. )
I once told my H that the authorities have never been involved in our relationship BUT that if I ever found out about another woman, he had better call the police and an ambulance. He would need them both.
You better follow your instincts (and Nevanna's advice) on this one.....
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