HD wrote:
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In his spare time, Nopkins writes Horoscopes for the Associated Press.
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Do you want me to read you yours?

-NOPkins-

I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.

-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect.
-An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.