Imagine a cross between Danny Devito and Andy Garcia. I used to be 60/40 Devito/Garcia, but since I lost 60 lb in the past year, the percentages have flipped.
While you are dealing with the cognitive dissonance presented by the above visual juxtaposition, I will tell you that we have sold our current house, and our new house is almost complete. We will move in in 3 wks. It is large enough to accomodate our family of four, as well as my dear elderly mother-in-law. Plus, it has a 1st floor master suite so Granny has her own living space and never has to climb the stairs . Here is the URL of an exterior photo I took about a month ago: