you can buy a firepit and put that in your backyard. You know, those cheapo copper jobs that the local Costco/Sam's club sells. They look kinda nice and you can get a small fire going. Then you can burn your collection of sex toys and porn. oh wait - you might need those. Then burn whatever effigy you choose to represent your non-alone sex life.
The differentiation song:
All I want to do
Is be more like me
And be less like you
Linkin Park
