Men - we're not needed anymore

[lacknlvin]

Oh boy
Not sure if this is good or bad for us guys...are we now even more useless?

[sat567]

are we now even more useless?

It's hard to fathom, but yes, now we are even more useless than before.

Of course, until they come up with a machine that prints money, farts, and leaves the seat up, I think we're still in business.

Hairdog, with excuses to all the women I just dissed.

[Determined_Doug]

Actually, we have a lot of uses...shoveling snow (its cold and wet and heavy), killing spiders, doing "favors" that the women want us to do to see if we love them, being emotional scratching posts, general plumbing, ATM (my favorite). Without us, the women would have to bitch about other women that they don't work with!

(apologies for any offence made to the real wives out there who want to treat their guys with respect...I love you all)

Did I think all of that or did I actually type it? OOPS

[NelJ]

Actually, we have a lot of uses...shoveling snow (its cold and wet and heavy), killing spiders, doing "favors" that the women want us to do to see if we love them, being emotional scratching posts, general plumbing, ATM (my favorite). Without us, the women would have to bitch about other women that they don't work with!

(apologies for any offence made to the real wives out there who want to treat their guys with respect...I love you all)

Did I think all of that or did I actually type it? OOPS

I am a wife and I totally agree that you HDH with LDW get a raw deal and despite what women usually say, I wouldn't be a man for quids.

I see the pressures on men to be the pillars of strength, the mr fix-its and to 'provide' for their families.

I think you all (including my incredibly frustrating LDH) do a wonderful job and I solute you all.

[MJontheMend]

Actually, we have a lot of uses...shoveling snow (its cold and wet and heavy), killing spiders, doing "favors" that the women want us to do to see if we love them, being emotional scratching posts, general plumbing, ATM (my favorite). Without us, the women would have to bitch about other women that they don't work with!

If I go by your list I guess my LDH is pretty useless.

1)ATM- I run my own business.

2)General plumbing- I am the one who knows the ways of CPVC.

3)Emotional scratching post- I look like a qualude addict compared to my H.

4)Favors- mostly interested in sexual favors

5)Killing spiders- I like spiders.

6)Shoveling snow- Okay. He does this more than me, but I could always buy a snowblower .

[SolidMechanic]

Wait, it says that it works by remote control.

I call dibs on the remote! Just think of all the possibilities .

SM

[lacknlvin]

Yeah I thought about that too. Talk about power! I can see it now "Stop, go, stop, go" HAHAHA (insert evil laugh here.)

[TheNewChris]

Wow, that will be some lucky snow MM.

You know, that article is 3+ years old. If it hasn't been mass marketed yet, I don't know that it ever will. Until then, women will just have to buy a Sybian or remote-control butterfly or something.

- Chris (who wouldn't mind watching the Sybian at work in real life).