Quote: Actually, we have a lot of uses...shoveling snow (its cold and wet and heavy), killing spiders, doing "favors" that the women want us to do to see if we love them, being emotional scratching posts, general plumbing, ATM (my favorite). Without us, the women would have to bitch about other women that they don't work with!
If I go by your list I guess my LDH is pretty useless.
1)ATM- I run my own business.
2)General plumbing- I am the one who knows the ways of CPVC.
3)Emotional scratching post- I look like a qualude addict compared to my H.
4)Favors- mostly interested in sexual favors
5)Killing spiders- I like spiders.
6)Shoveling snow- Okay. He does this more than me, but I could always buy a snowblower .
"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" - Mary Oliver
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