Won't even bake you a B'day cake, cripes! My W decided she wanted a D a week before my B'day in late April and still baked me a cake (German Chocolate, yum yum), of course she's conflicted over all this which is why I'm DBing my tail off.
Sorry if this seems like I'm rubbing this in, I'm not, I really feel for you and wish I could offer a concrete suggestion.