Geeze, I'm being compared to the Cubs. Although I'm trying to be positive about my birthday (consider the alternative), I am not too positive about my chances for trapeze/strap-on sex tonight. My kids are all here and I think my W is starting her period.
Still, some kissing would be nice. Maybe a hug. Oh, and just because she's having a period doesn't rule out a t!tty f*ck and the requisite money shot. But, if I were a betting man, I'd wager on someone other than the Cubbies.
Hairdog - raunchy? Me? It's Mojo's fault...she started it!!!
