Happy Effin' Birthday to Me.

[SolidMechanic]

In fact, I think the last time I got nookie, oil was about $32 a barrel . . .

Choc.

The last time I got nookie, oil was rendered from whale blubber.

SM

[chocolateeyes]

HD, we used to call Effingham "The Armpit of the Midwest," and refer to it as its own time zone, which as I recall always was exactly 7 minutes slower than Central Standard Time.

I just turned 44, myself!

Chocolate Eyes, who fondly remembers wild, kinky monkey sex at Carbondale

[TheNewChris]

Bappy Hirthday, hairydawg! Good luck tonight.

- Chris.

[cinemanymph]

Fuzzy,
My H used to give me the option of cooking for him on his birthday or COOKING and since I don't particularly like to rattle the pots and pans, I would always go for the COOKING.

[MJontheMend]

Is it just me or is it kind of like we're all fans of the HD show and this thread is the build-up to the season finale? Who shot JR? = Will HD get laid on his bday?

[Bube]

Well, I'm cheering for HD. But I feel kind of like a Cubs fan for doing it.

Wildebube

[SolidMechanic]

Is it just me or is it kind of like we're all fans of the HD show and this thread is the build-up to the season finale? Who shot JR? = Will HD get laid on his bday?

Yeah. And in a way, it's kind of unfair. If HD gets some, great for him. But how often do LD spouses respond positively to deadlines?

That's why I say, Have fun regardless of what happens with W!

SM

[sat567]

Geeze, I'm being compared to the Cubs. Although I'm trying to be positive about my birthday (consider the alternative), I am not too positive about my chances for trapeze/strap-on sex tonight. My kids are all here and I think my W is starting her period.

Still, some kissing would be nice. Maybe a hug. Oh, and just because she's having a period doesn't rule out a t!tty f*ck and the requisite money shot. But, if I were a betting man, I'd wager on someone other than the Cubbies.

Hairdog - raunchy? Me? It's Mojo's fault...she started it!!!

[SolidMechanic]

Oh, and just because she's having a period doesn't rule out a t!tty f*ck and the requisite money shot.

Hey Hairdog, thanks for the censorship. Otherwise I might have gotten offended.

SM

[cinemanymph]

Fuzzy,
I'm rootin' for ya!! In honor of the very funny HDs 43rd year, I have a bawdy story that comes from days of yore:

I once knew a girl who gave her lover fellatio. It was not just your run of the mill bj, but fellatio that he claimed almost killed him. She began in the usual manner, but when he was ready to climax, she stopped. Then she started and stopped. Again, again, again. The lover could no longer take it and after he climaxed, he said he saw God.